ijustwasted5secondsofyourlife:
The tear…
OMG SOMEONE GIVE THE MAN A HUG NOW!
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
i went alone and got stuck in the toilet
Remember that time when Loki threatened to turn everyone in Asgard to dust and demanded offerings of Hostess Cupcakes?
Oh, hello. I need a ticket for the DirkJake cruise ship. Thank you very much.
I’ll be taking the Erisol cruise if you don’t mind.
I would like a ticket to Stridercest island please.
Hook me up with the HMS Rosemary, if you will, my good sir.
Failing that, the Good Ship So Tell Me About Your Mother.
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every time i am here the thorki ship is booked can I pre-order some tickets please
Could I possibly get a ticket aboard the SS Chex?
Or perhaps the good ship Grimmons?
One ticket to the North/His Right Hand cruise? What’s that you say? It’s on a dinghy that only seats two people? Excellent.
One Grif/Simmons cruise please, with the Kataang room special, and York/Carolina view. Please.
OH OH OH! Tickets for the “adult” 9/5 cruise ship if you please! Oh they come with a bonus “adult” cruise of 1/2? AMAZING! 83
…Boat Guy/Boat cruise. Get it. Cuz he has a boat and it’s a cruise…oUo;;;
Might I have a ticket for the Prospitcest cruise? I’m pretty sure the Gamkar cruise is quite full, so I’ll go with this one. 833
Had to get my Gamkar ticket with a tout. There’s also plenty of time to get my place at the Erikan ship but I’m getting worried if there’s time for thorki s.s. :/
